Cubs 4
Pirates 0
Philadelphia 3
Juarez 8
Roe 7
Wade 2
Wade 2
storage space 2
time zones 7
transitory verbs 8
stationary bicycles 1
Big Ben 7
Little John 6
What Passes These Days 2
The Change of Winds 5
the seemingly vague 8
trace amounts of shame 4
poetry, but not in the usual sense 2
Noxzema 5
long division 1
short shorts 7
discussions not involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 5
discussions involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 9
time zones 7
transitory verbs 8
stationary bicycles 1
Big Ben 7
Little John 6
What Passes These Days 2
The Change of Winds 5
the seemingly vague 8
trace amounts of shame 4
poetry, but not in the usual sense 2
Noxzema 5
long division 1
short shorts 7
discussions not involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 5
discussions involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 9
South Wacker 7
Downers Grove 3
Crazy Guggenheim Museum 5
Mixed Metaphor Building 4
Downers Grove 3
Crazy Guggenheim Museum 5
Mixed Metaphor Building 4
getting what you wish for, kinda 1
Lou Gehrig’s Disease 4
Tommy John Surgery 7
bland vanilla percussions 6
small mouth bass 8
googling your 4th grade girlfriend 2
skinnydipping with your wife 5
banality 3
Jack Parr 9
a farcical tangle of events 6
the list of people who have played Bingo and lost 3
Never Never Land 6
permanent interim 5
before the invention of barbed wire 5
three potatoes ago 2
rollercoasters 7
drive thru McDonalds 1
crash cymbals 11
status symbols 0
broke & homeless 3
Standard & Poor’s 9
bunny ears 11
old jews 4
when all else fails 2
your mind’s umbrella 2
being celebrated by strangers 8
cleaning your toilet the next day 3
brown 1
magenta 7
rum and coke 6
milk of magnesia 2
your mind’s umbrella 2
being celebrated by strangers 8
cleaning your toilet the next day 3
brown 1
magenta 7
rum and coke 6
milk of magnesia 2
2 comments:
In reading this it occurs to me that if rollercoasters and magenta were to compete it would be dead even.
signed,
gary radnich
So glad to see Tommy John surgery emerge victorious over those other guys!
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