Sunday, August 7, 2011

Today's Scores

Cubs 4
Pirates 0

Philadelphia 3
Juarez 8

Roe 7
Wade 2

storage space 2
time zones 7

transitory verbs 8
stationary bicycles 1

Big Ben 7
Little John 6

What Passes These Days 2
The Change of Winds 5

the seemingly vague 8
trace amounts of shame 4

poetry, but not in the usual sense 2
Noxzema 5

long division 1
short shorts 7

discussions not involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 5
discussions involving the advantages
of three legged furniture 9

South Wacker 7
Downers Grove 3

Crazy Guggenheim Museum 5
Mixed Metaphor Building 4

being careful of what you wish for 3
getting what you wish for, kinda 1

Lou Gehrig’s Disease 4
Tommy John Surgery 7

bland vanilla percussions 6
small mouth bass 8

googling your 4th grade girlfriend 2
skinnydipping with your wife 5

banality 3
Jack Parr 9

a farcical tangle of events 6
the list of people who have played Bingo and lost 3

Never Never Land 6
permanent interim 5

before the invention of barbed wire 5
three potatoes ago 2

rollercoasters 7
drive thru McDonalds 1

crash cymbals 11
status symbols 0

broke & homeless 3
Standard & Poor’s 9

bunny ears 11
old jews 4

when all else fails 2
your mind’s umbrella 2


being celebrated by strangers 8
cleaning your toilet the next day 3

brown 1
magenta 7

rum and coke 6
milk of magnesia 2