Today's Scores

Cubs 5
Mariners 2

Georgia Tech 3
Slim Pickens 8

Vanilla, vaguely 7
Rhymes with ouch 5

Your heart on your sleeve 5
Pigs in a blanket 9

Where all the ideas go that you
didn’t write down when you were high 7
Pittsburgh 2

Selling out 3
Buying a vowel 5

Dreaming about butterflies and waffles 6
Untitled art 2

Three blind mice 2
One horse towns 5

Thought police 1
Word balloons 4

Business school 1
Peyote 7

Flotsam 2
Jetsam 7

Starting guns 2
Endgame 3

history 3
The History Channel 6

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 5
The Underpants Bomber 2

A.M. 7
P.M. 4

Lunar month 2
Freshman year 5

Religions we’ve come up with so far
that can be taken seriously 2
Your Tostitos Halftime Report 5

Charles Barkley’s backswing 4
Chalkboard fingernails 1

3 of the 5 senses 7
Don DeLillo 8

Grundies 2
Melvins 3

fast food 1
sloe gin 5

nosebleeds 4
The price of tea in Tampa 2

Gravity 7
Exact change 5

Prayer 2
Miracle Whip 3

Lunar tropic eyeball 4
Newsroom cupcake hammer 3

The ongoing Brittany Murphy death investigation 5
The guy we met at the Ten Cat last night 1