Friday, January 30, 2009

random journal entries



Faith in the Future

Dr. Reginald Fankfinder

Through the rain, the moon waned.


the newest anti depressant
- Oblivium


I,
like many before me,
have licked from the bowl of love.

The short list of characters in the film:
Enrique Persisto

Lady Cummings

Chaz Memento

Glib Meevers

Wilvelma Serene

Jack Matters

Harvey "Spittoon" Smith

Sandy Apple

Big Dick Cox

Regina Magellan

Danforth Brandle

Falling under the spell of significance

Christianity is based on a certain draining of the human spirit -
a unique kind of shame.

DICK CHENEY BEFORE HE DICKS YOU

reality show that never took off - Valedictorian Island

I think i could enjoy life more
if it wasn't so damn persistent.




Chance, SuperChance & Coincidence

The menstruation cycle of the panda
is a topic that doesn't come up so much, I've learned.

Vague Rules!


Pilltopia

Jesus & Soupy:
A cross cultural study



This Life,
This Mystery
LISTENING TO TRAFFIC IS MORE ENJOYABLE
WHEN IT'S THE BAND.


Church Of The Holy Insignificance...
but in this realization
as in
the
phrase
"if everything is an emergency

than nothing is an emergency"
THEN
if everything is insignificant than nothing is insignificant.


some days you just feel like a Total Diptych


Carrying on is a thing a person can do.



The play was blown dead.




Traveling in Place:
Journals From a Mind


Christianity - Nestled in goodness since before you were born!
This myth of a judgemental God - most intelligent people grow out of it but since it's couched in "goodness" and "niceness" - lots of people hold on tight.

Kazoo is a verb, too.

SHAVE THE WHALE




Monday, January 26, 2009

Prop Letters (Example LITB #27)

I found something online recently thats kinda funny and fits into the whole seemless universe mindset (if there is one). You may have seen some vintage photographs up on the top of the blog here in the past. I've been getting these from a great site called Shorpy.
Anyway this photo was submitted by "Dave" on the Shorpy site.. It's a shot from an episode of "Leave it to Beaver". It's pretty self explanatory.



Mr. Ward Cleaver

485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State

My Dear Mr. Cleaver:

This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.

For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.

Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumped over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.

I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.

Yours truly,

Cornelia Rayburn



This guy "Dave" even went so far as to date the letter October 2, 1958 as that was the day Lew Burdette homered in the World Series between the Yankees and the Braves - one month before this episode aired.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Books & Exactos


Have been cutting into the old books tonight - these hardback covers make nice canvaseses!
Got a bunch of 'em over here but have just scanned this trio. Dunno why i got into the night sky mode but what the hell.


Sunday, January 18, 2009


After that, Arnold walked backwards toward Sacramento.
A trickster always will
bedevil the scenario.

Another time around Wednesday, Buford trimmed Samantha.

All this attitude
was beginning
to smell.
And there's a whistle before the snap!

Act tender and wonder beliefs
that shine.


And then a white boy took shit.

Apparently the assembled
went back to Scranton.


Aries tugged ardently while beckoning those scenes.

Arguably, the atmosphere was
beginning to sweat.



And then Ann's wedding butt took sex.

Artists Television Access
was behind the screening.
All those assholes wanted Beatlejuice to show.

Augusta the Avenue wakens beautifully the soul.

Amherst's talented are
wondering 'bout that shit.

And the Average White Band tasted smooth.


Although the adverb wore britches,
things sucked.


Alienated Tacoma artists were braiding tryptych sinks.
Alexander Thomasino Amberson Wadsworth Bellington traded stocks.

Abbreviated talking allows wondering beyond the
smarts.

All these archaic words better total something.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Visual Sudoku

Numbers, Shnumbers. For those tired of those pedestrian 1 - 9 sudoku's here we have Seemless Universe's first picto-visual sudoku.
Picdoku? Symbodoku? Whatever you want to call - it's fun!
print out and play at home! or not! The picdoku doesn't care. It's just an inanimate e-object. (Are you?)



How Folks Find This Blog


So yeah, there is a section on my statcounter that shows me how some people have come to find my blog. If you go through a search engine they compile all the words or phrases the folks have used to look up information that brought them to your site. here then is a shortlist of some of these over the past month.


seemless universe

wanted on craigslist st. cloud c pap machine

michele bachmann coleman miller

i flunked around

liquid prell

artie miller blog

splank

paragraph with words

wing park elgin, il

idiot lines

practicing abstinence

college diploma blogspot

valse triste bruce connor

writing paragraphs and words

wwzs

splurn

given her eloquent way with words

paragraph about universe

writing paragraphs with certain words

eloquent words fancy

a paragraph about universe

beck radical congruency saturday night live video

male model universe

santa and religion

how to be eloquent

unidentified male 2008

excuses santa clause

box last night

recent resume

as the crow flies sentence

funny random sentences

santa claus (paragraph)

splank coleman

dipnard

Sunday, January 11, 2009


temperatures
people






List of Things I Don't Like As Much When They Are in the Teens

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

47 words for back pain

As in a previous post where i named 82 words for Splank I now have an inner dictionary of terms for back pain,which is now easing up just enough to where i am able to sit and type for more than 2 minutes.
Here then are 47 words or phrases for back pain which i have recently experienced and am now documenting for the good of medical advancement:

skrunch

NYARK!!
firebucket
taking the agony train to nowhere


electric spine twinkle


ouch explosion
panic button
Simmering horizontals
Creeping Fludge urdles
happy go bye byes
Lurching into the next Wow

Paralyzing body announcements howyadoin?
Shuffling stingers WTF!

Bitchslap
Owowow

Excruciating inner thingys
Numbnuts
X-ClamationZ!!

Bending over ever so slowly very slowly very deliberately and slowly did I mention slowly and then WANGO!
Greiving nowness
Screamers
HALT! HellNow
Stinging fireballs I – IV

Backsnap
ouchlings
Floorspasm

Surprise!
Backgrip

Dr. Payne and the 5 fingers of shit
exclamation givers
killmenows
not so vague nightmare
Posterior Malfeasance
can’tgetups

can'tgetdowns
malicious tribulation

acid trip
Don’t touch me theres excruciating nowness
bubble pop

is there a pill for this?
backnoogy

Sunday, January 4, 2009

lower back ouchy

readers,
when i get to a place where my twisted back can handle sitting down at the computer for more than 17 seconds i will be posting more bloggy stuff. until then i've got important things to do...like hobbling around my apartment like a 90 year old.
all cards, flowers and vicodin should be sent to my home address.