Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Match the Crime to the Face!

One of the local Chicago papers publishes the mugshots of recent arrestees, which to me seems wrong on a few different levels. I mean c'mon . ..innocent before guilty and all...but here they are in the paper for all the world to see. This doesn't even seem legal to me but here it is. It's fucked up.
But That Doesn't Mean We Can't Have Fun With It!
Does it?
See if you can match the face with the crime!

Here are the crimes listed:

1. animal cruelty
2. battery
3. cannabis delivery
4. illegal possession of a motor vehicle
5. criminal sexual abuse
6. hit & run
7. felony intimidation of a public official
8. improper lane usage


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How did you do? Let us know.

And P.S. the guy with the improper lane usage also had a DUI in there too. It's just that improper lane usage seemed funnier by itself.