Friday, June 20, 2008

Todays Scores

Cubs 11
White Sox 7

Romeo 5
Henry Mancini 2

Radical Islamists 1
Fruity Pebbles 7

hammocks 12
Quicktime 3

Dancing With The Stars 1
shin splints 2

the corner of 38th & Bloomington 5
Caddyshack 12

Bell & Howell 11
Ferrante & Teicher 3

eating dinner on the porch 16
cable TV 0

rectangles that start with the letter B 5
waiting in the movie theater for a loud part so you can open your beer without being heard 7

The Number Five 2
vague intergalactic polar opposites 6

a minute from now 4
Norm Crosby 3

Films made in 1959 that Stanley Kubrick never saw 3
Times New Roman 9

E.B. White 5
Ferndogs 8

Argentine literature 5
Montreal 2

calendar years starting on a Wednesday other than 1727 3
Cannonball Adderley 5

having something on your body that could be described as “fungal” 3
party balloons 15

A Confederacy of Dunces 21
Pizza Hut 2

tiny miniature moose 5
inside jokes 7

5 comments:

bluegirl said...

I'm thinking this is the best list yet. yep.

wendy said...

couldn't agree more w/ bluegirl. it was all about:

rectangles that start with the letter B 5
waiting in the movie theater for a loud part so you can open your beer without being heard 7

and then, A Confederacy of Dunces 21 (highest score yet!?!) w/ Pizza Hut 1

and, of course... the miniature moose and inside jokes actually adding up to 12 if one adds them, which one must...

glad your feet are re-clad w/ your summer sandals and soooo glad to see you holding court @ the opening.

no doubt, you are a treasure.

Holster said...

awww crap. First he's a genius, now a treasure, when will it end? The Creatassiah? Sheesh, I'm just sayin' here people, bound to get the fella all wound up on himself and then, well, I'm just sayin...I'll be hanging out over on that stool over there with a mop and a towell...Calendar Years - nice.

Anonymous said...

TODAY'S score:

George Carlin 22
Jesus 1
(dropped the pork chop in the last inning)

Anonymous said...

waiting in the movie theater for a loud part so you can open your beer without being heard 7
so you scott
i cracked up
jamie